urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:aleksanteriImpasseAlexandrosAlexandros2008-12-10T17:20:49Zurn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:aleksanteri:752Frequently Asked Questions.2007-07-19T12:08:21Z2008-12-10T17:20:49Z<p>Q: Do I know you? <br />A: I sure hope not or else I've made a huge mistake.<br /><br />Q: For how long have you been spying on me?<br />A: I haven't. The world does not revolve around you.<br /><br />Q: What do you want? <br />A: Everything and then some.<br /><br />Q: May I add you?<br />A: Sure, but don't expect anything in return.<br /><br />Q: Who are you?<br />A: I am Tarzan, Mandrake, Flash Gordon. I'm Bill Shakespeare, Cain, Ulysses, the Flying Dutchman; I am Lot in Sodom, Deidre of the Sorrows, Sweeney in the nightingales among trees.</p><p><br />Anything else? Speak.</p>